Favorite Quotes...........

VOYAGE OF THE DAMNED

Doctor: What? .... What? .... What!?
[The Doctor presses some buttons on the console, causing the TARDIS to disentangle itself from the Titanic. TARDIS re-materialises inside the Titanic. The Doctor gets out, and notes several very strange elements of his surrounding. Goes to a porthole, sees something the audience cannot see]
Doctor: Right...
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Brand slogan: Max Capricorn cruise liners. The fastest. The furthest. The best. And I should know, because my name is Max!
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Mr Copper: I shall be taking you to Old London town in the country of UK, ruled over by Good King Wenceslas. Now human beings worship the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, the people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner, like savages.

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Rickston Slade: Hang on a minute. Who put you in charge? And who in the hell are you anyway?
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?
Slade: No.

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The Doctor: In that case: Allons-y!
Mr Copper: It's a festival of violence! They say that human beings only survive depending on whether they've been good or bad! It's barbaric!
The Doctor: Actually, that's not true. Christmas is a time of- of peace, and thanksgiving, and.... What am I on about? My Christmases are always like this!
The Doctor: Long story. I should know, I was there. I got the last room.
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The Doctor: Oh, that's clever. That's an omni-state impact chamber. Indestructible! You could survive anything in there! You could sit through a supernova.... or a shipwreck. Only one person can have the power and the money to hide themselves onboard like this, and I should know, because-
Max: My name is Max!
The Doctor: It really does that?

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The Doctor: What's your first name?
Midshipman: Alonso.
The Doctor: You are kidding me!
Midshipman: Uh.... why?
The Doctor: There's something else I've always wanted to say: Allons-y Alonso!

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The Doctor: Astrid Peth, citizen of Sto. The woman who looked at the stars and dreamed of travelling. Now you can travel forever. You're not falling, Astrid... You're flying!

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Mr Copper: So Great Britain is part of, uh, Europé, and just across the British channel you've got Great France and Great Germany?
The Doctor: No no, it's just, it's just France and Germany. Only Britain is great.
Mr Copper: And they are all at war with the continent of Ham-erica.
The Doctor: No. Well, not yet. Erm. You could argue that one.
Mr Copper: Well, what am I supposed to do?
The Doctor: Give me that credit card.
Mr Copper: It's just petty cash, spending money. It's all done by computer. I didn't really know the currency, so I thought a million might cover.
The Doctor: A million? Pounds?
Mr Copper: Is that enough for trinkets?
The Doctor: Mr Copper, a million pounds is worth fifty million credits.
Mr Copper: .... How much?
The Doctor: Fifty million and fifty six.
Mr Copper: I've.... got money-
The Doctor: Yes, you have.
Mr Copper: Oh, my word.... oh my goodness me, I....
The Doctor: It's all yours - planet Earth! Now, that's a retirement plan. But just you be careful, though!
Mr Copper: Oh I will, I will!
The Doctor: No interfering. I don't want any trouble! Just.... Just have a nice life.
The Doctor: Mr Copper! Where're you going?
Mr Copper: I have no idea!
The Doctor: No.... me neither.
Mr Copper: Oh, and Doctor? I won't forget her.
The Doctor: Merry Christmas, Mr Copper.

Favorite Quotes.......

Journey's End

Jackie: Jackie Tyler, Rose's mum, now where the hell is my daughter?
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Doctor: There now. You see, used the regeneration energy to heal myself, but as soon as that was done, I didn't need to change. I didn't want to, why would I? Look at me. So, to stop the energy from going all the way, I siphoned off the rest into a handy bio-matching receptacle, namely my hand. My hand there. My handy spare hand.
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Donna: You can hug me if you want.
Jack: (Laughing)
Donna: No, really, you can hug me.
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Supreme Dalek: The TARDIS has been destroyed. Now, tell me, Doctor, what do you feel? Anger? Sorrow? Despair?
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Daleks: Exterminieren! Exterminieren! Halt! Sonst werden wir Sie exterminieren! Sie sind jetzt ein Gefangener der Daleks! Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
(translation: "Exterminate! Exterminate! Stop! Or you will be exterminated. You are a prisoner of the Daleks. Exterminate! Exterminate!" ... although it's worth noting that 'Exterminieren' isn't the exact German translation of 'Exterminate')
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Donna: I-it's you!
Human Doctor: Oh yes!
Donna: And you're naked!
Human Doctor: Oh yes!
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Human Doctor: ...I grew out of you. Still, could be worse.
Donna: Oi, watch it space man!
Human Doctor: Oi, watch it earth girl!Ooh... I sound like you. I sound all... all, sort of, rough...
Donna: Oi!
Human Doctor: Oi!
Donna: Oi!
Human Doctor: Spanners! Shh! Must have picked up a bit of your voice, that's all. Is it? Did I? No! OHH! You are kidding me! No way! One heart... I've got one heart! This body... I've got only one heart!
Donna: You're human!
Human Doctor: Ohh, that's disgusting!
Donna: Oi!
Human Doctor: Oi!
Donna: Stop it!
Human Doctor: No, wait, I'm... part Time Lord, part human! (sarcastically) Well, isn't that wizard?!
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Rose: Doctor, what happened?
Davros: Electrical energy, Miss Tyler. Every atom in existence is bound by an electrical field. The reality bomb cancels it out, structure falls apart. That test was focused on the prisoners alone. Full transmission will dissolve every form of matter.
Rose: The stars are going out...
Proper Doctor: The 27 planets... they become one vast transmitter, blasting that wavelength.
Davros: Across the entire universe, never stopping, never faltering, never fading. People and planets and stars will become dust. And the dust will become atoms and the atoms will become... nothing. And the wavelength will continue, breaking through the rift at the heart of the Medusa Cascade into every dimension, every parallel, every single corner of creation. This is my ultimate victory, Doctor, THE DESTRUCTION OF REALITY ITSELF!
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Captain Jack: Just my luck, I climb through 2 miles of ventilation shafts, tracking life signs on this thing, and who do I find? Mickey Mouse!
Mickey: You can talk, Captain Cheesecake!
Captain Jack: Good to see ya! And that's Beefcake...
Mickey: ...and that's enough hugging...
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Captain Jack:Captain Jack Harkness, calling all Dalek boys and girls, are you receiving me?
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Rose: I'm Rose. Rose Tyler.
Martha: Oh, my God...he found you.
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Davros: The Doctor. The man who keeps running, never looking back because he dare not, out of shame. This is my final victory, Doctor, I have shown you yourself.
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Davros: The final prophecy is in place. The Doctor and his children, all gathered as witnesses. Supreme Dalek, the time has come. Now... DETONATE THE REALITY BOMB!
Supreme Dalek: Activate planetary alignment field! Universal reality detonation in 20 rels!
Proper Doctor: You can't, Davros! Just listen to me! Just stop!
Davros: NOTHING CAN STOP THE DETONATION! NOTHING, AND NO-ONE!
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Dalek Caan: I saw the Daleks, what we have done throughout time and space. I saw the truth of us, creator, and I decreed: no more.
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Dalek Caan: I have seen the end of everything Dalek... and you must make it happen, Doctor!
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The Doctor: Davros! Come with me! I promise, I can save you!
Davros: Never forget, Doctor, you did this! I name you forever! You are the Destroyer of Worlds!
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Proper Doctor: Torchwood Hub, this is the Doctor, are you receiving me?
Gwen: Loud and clear, is Jack there?
Proper Doctor: Can't get rid of him...Jack, what's her name?
Jack: Gwen Cooper.
Proper Doctor: Tell me Gwen Cooper, are you from an old Cardiff family?
Gwen: Yes, all the way about to the 1800's.
Proper Doctor: Oh thought so, spatial genetic multiplicity, it's a funny old world, now Torchwood, I want you to open up that Rift Manipulator and send its power to me!
Ianto: Doing it now sir.
Rose: What's that for?
Proper Doctor: It's a tow rope, now then Sarah, what was your son's name?
Sarah: Luke, he's called Luke and the computer's called Mr Smith.
Proper Doctor: Calling Luke and Mr Smith, This is the Doctor...come on Luke, shake a leg!
Luke: Is Mum there?
Proper Doctor: Oh she's fine and dandy, now then Mr Smith, I want you to harness the Rift power and loop it around the TARDIS, you got that?
Mr Smith: I regret I will need remote access to TARDIS base code numerals.
Proper Doctor: Oh blimey, that's gonna take a while...
Sarah: No no, let me, K-9 out you come.
K-9: Affirmative Mistress.
Proper Doctor: Oh good dog, K-9, give Mr Smith the base codes!
K-9: Affirmative Master, TARDIS base codes now being transferred. The process is simple.
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Jackie: Oh, fat lot of good this is, bloody NORWAY!
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Proper Doctor: That's me, when we first met. And you made me better. Now you can do the same for him.
Rose: But he's not you.
Proper Doctor: He needs you, that's very me.
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Proper Doctor: I said 'Rose Tyler'.
Rose: Yeah?... and how was that sentence gonna end?
Proper Doctor: Does it really need saying?

Favorite Quotes......

The Stolen Earth

Davros: The Children of Time are moving against us, but everything is falling into place...
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Donna: Thing is Doctor, no matter what's happening - and I'm sure it's bad, I get that - but Rose is coming back. Isn't that good?
The Doctor:Yeah.
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Jack: Gwen, Ianto, you OK?
Ianto: No broken bones, slight loss of dignity. No change there then.
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Gwen: The whole city must have felt that. The whole of South Wales.
Ianto: Little bit bigger than South Wales.
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Luke: It felt like some kind of cross-dimensional spatial transference.
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Mr Smith: I'm receiving a communication from the Earth-bound ships. They have a message for the human race.
Sarah Jane Smith: Put it through. Let's hear it.
Daleks: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Jack: No. Oh, no!
Gwen: What is it? Who are they? Do you know them, Jack?!
Sarah Jane Smith:No.
Jack:There's nothing I can do. I'm sorry, we're dead.
Sarah Jane Smith:No, not them. You're so young!
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Jack: I met a soldier in a bar. Long story.
Ianto: When was this?
Jack: Strictly professional.
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Ianto watching TV: Laughing
Jack: Ianto, there is a time and a place!
Ianto: Yeah, but that's funny though.
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The Doctor: Donna. I'm taking you to the Shadow Proclamation. Hold tight!
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Dalek Caan:He is coming... the Threefold Man. He dances in the lonely places, oh, creator of us all...The Doctor is coming!!
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General Sanchez: Geneva has declared an Ultimate Code Red. Ladies and gentlemen, we are at war!
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Dalek: My vision is not impaired. Exterminate! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMI..
Wilfred:Wanna swap?
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Judoon Captain: Sko po tro no fro cho ko fo to do!
The Doctor:No bo ho sho ko ro to so!Bokudozubabafafajo!Maho.
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Doctor:I've got a blip, it's just a blip, but it's definitely a blip.
Shadow Architect: Then, according to the Strictures of the Shadow Proclamation, I will have to seize your transport and your technology.
Doctor:Oh, really, why?
Shadow Architect: We are declaring war, Doctor, right across the universe, and you will lead us into battle!
Doctor:Right, course I will. I'll just ... get you the key.
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Rose:Right! You two! You can put that stuff down, or run for your lives.Do you like my gun?
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Harriet Jones: Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister.
Daleks: Yes, we know who you are.
Harriet Jones: Oh, you know nothing of any human, and that will be your downfall.
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The Doctor: THREE!...TWO!...ONNEEEEE!!!
Donna: 27 planets, and there's the Earth. But why couldn't we see them?
The Doctor: The entire Medusa Cascade has been put a second out of sync with the rest of the universe. Little pocket of time, perfect hiding place.
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Gwen:Oh, he's nice, I thought he would be older.
Ianto: He's not that young.
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Donna: There's Martha... And who's...he?
Doctor: Captain Jack. Don't, just... don't.
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The Doctor:Who's the boy?
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Doctor:Oh, aren't they brilliant? Look at you all, you clever people.
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Donna: It's like an outer space Facebook.
Doctor: Everyone except Rose.
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Davros: Welcome to my new empire, Doctor.
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Ianto: Uh, those don't work against Daleks.
Gwen: Yeah, well I'm going down fighting, like Owen, like Tosh, what about you?
Ianto: Yes ma'am.
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Donna: There were the bees disappearing.
Doctor:The bees disappearing. The bees disappearing. The bees disappearing!!
Shadow Architect: How is that significant?
Donna: On Earth we have these insects. Some people said it was pollution or mobiles phones or--
Doctor: --or they were going back home.
Donna: Back home where?
Doctor: The planet Melissa majoria.
Donna: Are you saying bees are aliens?
Doctor: Don't be so daft.Not all of them. But, if the migrant bees felt something coming, some sort of danger, and escaped--
Shadow Architect: Tan--
Doctor: Delka!
Shadow Architect: The Tan-Delka scale!
Doctor:The Tan-Delka scale is a series of wavelengths, uses carrier signals by migrant bees, infinitely small, no wonder we didn't see it. It's like looking for a speck of cinnamon in the Sahara. But look! There it is! The Tan-Delka trail! The transmat that moved the planets was using the same wavelength, we can follow the path!
Donna: And find the Earth! Well stop talking and do it!
Doctor: I AMM!
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Harriet Jones; Harriet jones, Former Prime Minister. Response Yes, we know who you are.
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Doctor: Think, Donna, when you met Rose, in that parallel world, what did she say?
Donna: Just "the darkness is coming".
Doctor: Anything else?
Donna: Why don't you ask her yourself?
Dalek: Exterminate!
Rose:I've got you. I missed you. Look, it's me, Doctor!
Doctor:Rose! Long time, no see.
Rose: Yeah, well, I've been busy, you know...
Rose: Don't die! Oh, my God, don't die! Oh my God, don't die!
Jack:Get him into the TARDIS! Quickly, move!
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Dalek: DALEKS DO NOT ACCEPT APOLOGIES.
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Donna: What do we do?! There must be some medicine or something!
Jack: Just step back. Rose! Do as I say and stand back! He's dying and you know what happens next!
Donna: What do you mean?!
Rose:But he can't! Not now! I came all this way!
Donna: What do you mean?! What happens next?!
Doctor: It's starting!
Jack: Here we go! Good luck, Doctor!
Donna: Will someone please tell me what is going on?!
Rose: When he's dying, his body, it repairs itself, it changes...but you can't!
The Doctor: I'm sorry, it's too late! I'm regenerating!

Favorite Quotes.....

MIDNIGHT

Hostess: Enjoy your trip.

The Doctor: Oh, I can't wait! Allons-y!

Hostess: I'm sorry?

The Doctor: Its French for 'let's go'!

Hostess: Fascinating.
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The Doctor: Knock, knock.

Jethro Cane: Who's there?
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Sky Silvestry: Oh my God, it's coming for me! IT'S COMING FOR ME, NO NO!

The Doctor: Get out of there!
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Hostess: Two people are DEAD!

The Doctor: Don't make it a third!
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The Doctor: IF YOU WANT TO LIVE YOU'LL NEED ME!

Val Cane: Oh, like you're so special.

The Doctor: Yes, I am actually.
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Biff Cane: How did you know what to do!?

The Doctor: 'Cos I'm CLEVER!
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The Doctor & Sky Silvestry: Roast beef. Bananas. The Medusa Cascade. BANG! Rose Tyler Martha Jones Donna Noble TARDIS! Shamblebobbledibbledooble. [beat] Oh, Doctor, you're so handsome. Yes, I am, thank you.
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Doctor: Molto bene!

Donna: Molto bene!

Doctor: Don't. Don't do that.

My Favorite Quotes......

Forest of the Dead:

Doctor: I'm right, this'll work, shut up!

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River Song: I hate you sometimes!

Doctor: I know!

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Donna: This isn't my real body?... But I've been dieting!

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Vashta Nerada: These are out forests, they are our meat.

Doctor: Don't play games with me. You just killed someone I liked, that is not a safe place to stand! I'm the Doctor, and you're in the biggest library in the universe. Look me up!!!

Vashta Nerada: You have one day....

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Doctor: You whispered my name in my ear. There's only one reason I would tell someone my name. Only one time I could.

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River Song: Mr. Lux, you're with me. Anita, if he dies, I'll kill him!

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Doctor: Know what's interesting with my sonic screwdriver, very hard to interfere with, practically nothing strong enough. Well, some hairdryers, but I'm working on that. So, there is a very strong signal coming from somewhere, and it wasn't there before, so , what's changed?

Doctor: Come on! What's new? What's different?

Other Dave: I dunno, nothing.....It's getting dark?

Doctor: It's a screwdriver. It works in the dark....Moon rise....

Doctor: Tell me about the moon. What's there?

Mr. Lux: It's not real, it was built as part of the library, it's just a doctor moon.

Doctor: What's a doctor moon?

Mr. Lux: A virus checker. It supports and maintains the main computer at the core of the planet.

Doctor: Well, it's still active, it's signalling look. Someone, somewhere in the library is alive, and communicating with the moon.....or, is alive and drying their hair....
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River Song Narrating: When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it will never end. But however hard you try you can't run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies and nobody knows it like the Doctor. But I do think all the skies of all the worlds might just turn dark if ever for one moment, accepts it.

Doctor: Why? Why would I give her my screwdriver? Why would I do that? The thing future me and years to think about it. All those years to think of a way to save her, and what he did was give her a screwdriver. Why would I do that? Oh, ooh, ooooh. Look at that. I'm very good!

Donna: What have you done?

Doctor: Saved her!

River Song Narrating: Everybody knows that everybody dies. But not everyday. Not this day. Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days nobody dies at all. Now and then and once in a very long while, everyday in a million days, when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call, everybody lives.

My Favorite Quotes.....

The Silence in the Library

Doctor: Spoilers!
Donna: What?
Doctor: These books are from your future. If you read ahead, it will spoil all the surprises. No pepping at the end.
Donna: Isn't traveling with you one big spoiler?
Doctor: I'm trying to keep you away from major plot developments.
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Doctor: Donna?
Donna: Yeah?
Doctor: Stay out of the shadows!
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Donna: Are we safe here?
Doctor: Of course we're safe here. There's a little shop!
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River Song: Hello, Sweetie.
Doctor: Get out!
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Doctor: Oh you're not, are you? Please tell me you're not archaeologists.
River Song: Got a problem with Archaeologists?
Doctor: I'm a Time Traveler, I point and laugh at archaeologists.
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Doctor: If you understand me, look very, very scared!
Doctor: No, a bit more then that.
Doctor: Okay, do for now.
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River Song: Pretty boy, with me I said!
Doctor: Oh, I'm pretty boy?
Donna: Yeah!....Ooh, that came out a bit fast.
Doctor: Pretty?
Donna: Yeah.
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River Song: Doctor, please tell me you know who I am!
Doctor: Who are you?
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Doctor : What's in the book?
River Song: Spoilers.
Doctor: Who are you?
River Song: Professor River Song, University...
Doctor: To me!
River Song: Again, spoilers.
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(asking River Song why she recognizes the Doctor but not her)
Donna: Where am I in the future?
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Doctor: Daleks....head for the eye stalk, Sontarans......back in the neck, Vashta Nerada....run, just run.
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Donna: I'm not leaving!
Doctor: Donna, let me explain! (teleports her to the TARDIS) That's how you do it!
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Doctor: Your screwdriver, it's alot like mine.
River Song: You gave it to me.
Doctor: I'm not giving my sonic screwdriver to anyone.
River Song: I'm not anyone.
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Node with Donna's face: Donna Noble has left the library. Donna Noble has been saved.
Child: Donna Noble has been saved
Other Dave: Hey, who turned out the lights?

My Favorite Quotes

THE UNICORN AND THE WASP

Donna: You can tell what year it is just by smelling?
Doctor: Oh Yeah
Donna: Or maybe that vintage car coming up the drive gave it away
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Donna: Never mind Planet Zog. A party in the 1920's! that's more like it!
Doctor: Trouble is, we haven't been invited. Or, I forgot, yes, we have!
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Doctor: We're going to be late for cocktails!
Donna: What d'ya think? Flapper or Slapper?
Doctor: Flapper, you look lovely!
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Agatha Christie: Agatha Christie
Donna: What about her?
Agatha Christie: That's me
Donna: No!
Doctor: Oh! I love your stuff, what a mind! You fool me every time, well, almost every time, well, once or twice, well, once....but it was a good once.
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Donna: Typical. All the good men are on the other bus.
Doctor: Or Timelords
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Doctor: Chief Inspector Smith from Scotland Yard, known as the Doctor. Miss Noble is the plucky young girl that helps me out.
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Doctor: You'll need this(a magnifying glass)
Donna: Are you for real?
Doctor: Go on, you're ever so plucky
Donna: I'll pluck you in a minute
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Donna: There's a giant wasp in there!
Doctor: What do you mean a giant wasp?
Donna: I mean a wasp that's giant!
Agatha Christie: It's only a silly little insect.
Donna: When I say giant, I don't mean big. I mean FLIPPIN' ENORMOUS!!!!
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(The Doctor is poisoned with cyanide)
Agatha: There's no cure, it's fatal!
Doctor: Not for me, I can stimulate the inhibited enzymes into reversal. Protein! I need Protein!
Donna: Walnuts!
Doctor: Brilliant!
(mouth full, Doctor plays charades to mime the food he needs)
Donna: I can't understand you... How many words? One! One word! Shake...milk shake...milk? No, not milk. Shake, shake, shake?! Cocktail shaker! What do you want, a Harvey Wallbanger?
Doctor: Harvey Wallbanger?!
Donna: Well , I don't know!
Doctor: How is Harvey Wallbanger one word?!
Agatha: What do you need Doctor?
Doctor: Salt! I was miming salt, I need salt, I need something salty!
Donna: What about this?!
Doctor: What is it?!
Donna: Salt!
Doctor: oh, that's too salty!
Donna:(sarcastically)Oh, that's too salty!
Agatha: What about this?
Doctor: mmmmm(eats)
Donna: What's that?
Agatha: Anchovies
Donna: What is it? What else?
(doctor mimes open palms with arms stretched)
Donna: It's a song...Mammy!? I don't know, Campdown Races?!
Doctor: Campdown Races!?!?
Donna: All right then, Towering Inferno?!
Doctor: It's a shock, a shock, I need a shock!
Donna: All right then, big shock coming up....(kisses the Doctor)
Doctor: Ahh, detox. Oh, I must do that more often. I mean, the detox...
Agatha: Doctor you are impossible!
Doctor: (winks and clicks his teeth)

My Favorite Quotes

THE POISON SKY

Rose: (appearing on the TARDIS screen screaming) Doctor!
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Donna: God, the air's disgusting.
Doctor: It's not bad for me, go on, get inside the TARDIS. Oh, never given you a key. Keep that, go on. That's your. Quite a big moment, really!
Donna: Yeah, maybe we can get sentimental after the world's finished choking to death.
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Staal: You impugn my honor, sir.
Doctor: Yeah, I'm really glad you didn't say belittle, cos' then I'd have a field day.
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Commander Skorr: This is too easy. They're running like slim bait from a Speelfox!
Commander Skorr: This isn't war, this is sport!
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Doctor: For the billionth time,YOU CAN NOT FIGHT SONTARANS!!!
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Doctor: (wearing a gas mask) Are you my mummy?!
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Martha's Clone: When did you know?
Doctor: About you? Oh, right from the start. Reduced iris contraction, slight thinning of the hair follicles on the left temple, and frankly, you smell! You might as well have worn a T-shirt saying "clone" although maybe not in front Captain Jack.
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Donna: You know that coat...sort of works...
Martha: I feel like a kid in my dad's clothes.
Donna: Ah, well if your calling him Dad, your definitely getting over him.
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(The TARDIS closes and takes off rapidly by itself)
Doctor: What?! What?!
Martha: Doctor! Don't you dare!
Doctor: No! No! I didn't touch anything! Whatever it is, it's not me!
Donna: Where are we going?!
Doctor: I dunno! It's out of control!
Martha: Doctor! Just listen! You take me home right now! Take me back Now!!!

My Favorite Quotes

The Sontaran Stratagem

Donna:Oh My God! I can't believe I'm doing this!
Doctor: No, Neither can I.
Doctor:Getting a little bit to close to the 1980's.
Donna: What am I going to do? Put a dent in 'em?
Doctor: Well, someone did.
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Donna: I've heard all about you, he talks about you all the time.
Martha: I dread to think!
Donna: No no no, no he says nice things, good things, nice things, really good things.
Martha: Oh my god! He's told you everything.
Donna: Didn't take you long to get over it though, who's the lucky man?
Doctor: What man? Lucky what?
Donna: She's engaged, you prawn.
Doctor: Really? Who to?
Martha: Tom, that Tom Milligan, he's in Paedriactrics, working out of Africa right now, and yes! I've got a doctor who disappears off to distant places, tell me about it.
Donna: Is he skinny?
Martha: No! He' sort of....strong.
Donna: He is too skinny for words, you give him a hug, you get a paper cut!
Doctor: Oh, I'd rather you were fighting.
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Donna: You used to work for them?(UNIT)
Doctor: Yeah, back in the 70's. Or was it the 80's?
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Donna: Donna, Donna Noble. Since you didn't ask. I'll have a salute.
Colonel Mace:(salutes)Ma'am
Donna: Thank You
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Doctor: You must have checked it out?(ATMOS)
Martha: We did. Found nothing. That's why I thought we needed an expert.
Doctor: Really? Who'd you get?(everyone starring at the Doctor)Oh, right, me yes!
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Doctor: We're going to the country. Fresh air and geniuses, what more could you ask?
Donna:I'm not coming with you. I've been thinking, I'm sorry. I'm going home.
Doctor: Really?
Donna: I've got to go.
Doctor: Well, if that's what you want. I mean, it's a bit soon. I had so many places I wanted to take you. The fifteenth broken moon of the Medusa Cascade, the lightning strikes of Cotter Pallevni's world, the diamond coral reefs of Kataa Flo Ko....Thank you. Thank you, Donna Noble. It's been brilliant. You saved my life, in so many ways. You are....you're just popping home for a visit, that's what you mean.
Donna: You Dumbo
Doctor: Then you're coming right back
Donna: You know what you are? A great big, outer-space dunce.
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General Staal: We have an intruder!
Doctor: How'd he get in? In-tru-da window?!
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General Staal: I am General Staal, of the tenth Sontaran fleet. Staal the undefeated!
Doctor: Well, that's not a very good nickname. What if you do get defeated? Staal, the not quite undefeated anymore but never mind?
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Ross: It's like a potato, a baked potato, a talking baked potato.
Doctor: Now then Ross, don't be rude, you look like a pink weasel to him...
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Rattigan: How do you tell each other apart?(Sontarans)
General Staal: We say the same of humans.

My Favorite Quotes

Planet of the Ood

Donna: (a huge rocket flys over their head) Now that's what I call a spaceship! You've got a box, he's got a Ferrari! Let's get going.
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Solana: Now then, Dr. Noble, Mrs. Noble, if you'd like to follow me....
The Doctor: Oh no, we're not married
Donna: We are so not married
The Doctor: Never
Donna: Never ever
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Ood: I don't understand Miss.
Donna: Why do you say "Miss"?....Do I look single???!!!
The Doctor: Back to the point!
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Donna: Being with you I can't tell what's right and what's wrong anymore...
The Doctor: It's better that way
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Ood Sigma: And what of you know? Will you stay? There is room in the song for you.
The Doctor: Oh, I've, I've sort of got a song of my own thanks.
Ood Sigma: I think your song must end soon.
The Doctor: Meaning?
Ood Sigma: Every song must end.
The Doctor: Yeah...

My Favorite Quotes

The Fires Of Pompeii

Donna: Have you been here before?
Doctor: Yes I have, and before you ask, that fire had nothing to do with me. Well, a little bit.
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Donna: You're kidding me!
Donna: Don't tell me the TARDIS is gone.
Doctor: Ok
Donna: Well where is it?
Doctor: You told me not to tell you.
Donna: Oh! Don't you get clever in Latin!
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Doctor: Excuse me, excuse me, there was a box, a big blue box, big blue wooden box. Just over there, where's it gone????
Merchant: Sold it, didn't I.
Doctor: But, it wasn't yours to sell!
Merchant: It was on my patch wasn't it. I got 15 cis 30 for it.
Doctor: Who'd you sell it too????
Merchant: Ole Caecilius, look if you wanna argue why don't you take it up with him? on first street, big fella, can't miss it.
Doctor: Why did he buy a big blue wooden box for????
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Caecilius: Who are you?
Doctor: I am .... Spartacus
Donna: And so am I
Caecilius: Ah...mr.and mrs. Spartacus?
Doctor: Oh, no,no,no,no,no, we're not married!
Caecilius: Oh, brother and sister? Yes, of course, you look very much alike.
Doctor and Donna: Really???!!!
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Lucius: The prophecies of women are limited and dull. Only the men folk have the capacity for true perception.
Donna: I'll tell you where the wind's blowing now, mate!
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Lucius: Is that so? Man from Gallifrey.
Doctor: What?
Lucius: The strangest of images, your home is lost in fire is it not?
Donna: Doctor, what are they doing?
Lucius: and you, daughter of...London!
Donna: How does he know that?
Lucius: It is the gift of Pompeii, every single oracle tells the truth.
Donna: But that's impossible!!
Lucius: Doctor, she is returning
Doctor: Who is? Who is she?
Lucius, And you, daughter of London. There is something on your back
Donna: What's happening?
Evelina: Even the word Doctor is false. Your real name is hidden. It burns in the stars,in the cascade of Medusa herself. You are a lord, sir. A lord of time.
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Donna: You may have eyes on the back of your hands, but you'll have eyes on the back of your head when I'm finished with you!
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Sybilline Sisterhood: This prattling voice will cease forever!
Doctor: That'll be the day!!
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Donna: You fought it off with a water pistol! I bloody love you!!!

My Favorite Quotes

Partners In Crime

Sylvia: What are you doing in Church?
Donna: (while sitting on the toilet) Praying!!
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Doctor: Donna?
Donna: Doctor!
Doctor: But...what? what?
Donna: OMG!!!
Doctor: But how?
Donna: It's me!!
Doctor: I can see that!!!
Donna: oh! This is brilliant!!
Doctor: But what the hell are you doing there??
Donna: You! I was looking for you!!
Doctor: But, but, but, why, what, where, when?
Doctor: What for?
Donna: I came here, trouble, read about it, Internet, I thought trouble equals you! This place, weird, pills...So I hid back there, crept along. Heard this lot, looked, you!! Cos they...
Miss Foster: Are we interrupting you?
Doctor: Run!!!
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Donna: I don't believe it! You're still wearing the same suit! Don't you ever change?
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Penny: Will someone tell me what the hell is going on???
Doctor: What are you, journalist?
Penny: Yea!!
Doctor: Well make it up!!
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Doctor: What do you mean lost? How do you lose a planet?
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Doctor: Do you know what happens when you point two identical sonic devices at each other?
Miss Foster: no idea
Doctor: Me neither....let's find out!!
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Donna: I'm waving at fat!!!
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Doctor: With Martha, like I said it got....complicated. And that was all my fault. I just want a mate.
Donna: You just want TO MATE??!!
Doctor : no, I just want A mate!!
Donna: Well you not mating with me sunshine!!!
Doctor: A Mate! I want A Mate!
Donna: Well, just as well, cos I'm not having any of that nonsense! You're just a lonely streak of nothing! You know, alien nothing...
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Penny: You're mad, both of you! Mad! I'm going to report you for, for, madness!
Donna: Some people just can't take it...while others, just can! So come on then! TARDIS!!!