Favorite Quotes

The Impossible Astronaut

Amy: The personal intervention of the king, the unnamed Doctor was incarcerated without trial in the tower of London.
Rory: OK, but it doesn't have to be him.
Amy: According to contemporary accounts, two nights later, a magical sphere some twenty feet across was seen floating away from the tower, bearing the mysterious Doctor aloft.
Rory: OK, it's him.
Amy: There's more.

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Guard: You might want to get down here sir, she's doing it again. Doctor Song, sir, she's... packing. Says she's going to some planet called America.

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Amy: This is it, yeah? The right place?
Rory: Uh, Nowhere, Middle of? Yeah, this is it.

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The Doctor: I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool.

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River Song: All right, then. Where are we? Have we done Easter Island, yet?
The Doctor: Umm...yes! I've got Easter Island.
River Song: They worshiped you there! Have you seen the statues?
The Doctor: Jim the Fish.
River Song: Ohh, Jim the Fish! How is he?
The Doctor: Still building his dam.

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The Doctor: I'm being extremely clever up here, and there's no one standing around looking impressed. What is the point of having you all?

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The Doctor: Fellas, the guns, really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States and parked a big blue box on the rug. You think you can just shoot me?
River Song: They're Americans!
The Doctor: Don't shoot! Definitely no shooting.

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The Doctor: I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, a street map covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammy Dodgers and a fez.
Canton: Get him his maps.

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Canton: Your five minutes is up, Doctor.
The Doctor: Yeah? Where's my fez?

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The Doctor: I'm your new undercover agent, on loan from Scotland Yard. Codename: The Doctor. These are my top operatives, The Legs, The Nose, and Mrs Robinson.
River Song: I hate you.
The Doctor: No, you don't.

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Amy: Why did you have to kill her?
The Silent: Joy. Her name was Joy. Your name is Amelia. You will tell the Doctor.
Amy: Tell him what?
The Silent: What he must know, and what he must never know.
Amy: How do you know about that?
The Silent: Tell him!

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The Doctor: You realise that this is almost certainly a trap, of course?
River Song: I noticed the phone, yes.
Amy Pond: What about it?
River Song: It was cut off. So how did the child phone from here?
Amy Pond: OK. But why would anyone want to trap us?
The Doctor: Don't know. Let's see if someone tries to kill us, and work backwards.

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The Doctor: Look how cool this stuff is!
Amy: Cool aliens?
The Doctor: Well, what would you call me?
Amy: An alien.

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Amy: Get down!
The Doctor: What are you doing?
Amy: Saving your life!
The Doctor: NO!