My Favorite Quotes

The Hungry Earth

The Doctor: What's that? [jumps up and down] ground feels strange... [looks round at Amy and Rory] Just me.

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The Doctor: Oh look, a big mining thing. Oh, I love a big mining thing... see? Way better than Rio; Rio doesn't have a big mining thing.
Amy: We're not going to have a look, are we?
The Doctor: Let's go and have a look.

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The Doctor: [reading sign] "Restricted access, no unauthorized personnel." Hmmm.... [opens lock with sonic screwdriver]
Amy: That's breaking and entering!
The Doctor: What did I break? Sonic-ing and entering, totally different.

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The Doctor:...and blue grass [eats said grass]
Amy: Oh please, have you always been so disgusting?
The Doctor: No, that's recent.

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The Doctor: [room breaking apart] Under the circumstances, I'd suggest...run!

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Male Scientist: You're not making any sense, man.
The Doctor: Excuse me—I'm making perfect sense, you're just not keeping up.

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Elliot: Have you met monsters before?
The Doctor: Yeah.
Elliot: Are you scared of them?
The Doctor: No; they're scared of me.

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[The Doctor is trying to open a church door]
Rory: Can't you sonic it?
The Doctor: It doesn't work on wood!
Rory: That's... rubbish.
The Doctor: OI! DON'T DISS THE SONIC!